this morning i heard finley playing in our closet so i opened the door.

me: what are you doing in here?
finley: i’m pooping mommy.
me: okay, lets go change your diaper.
finley: no. just pee. just pee.
me: hmmmm. what’s that smell then?

as we’re walking to her room.

finley: {laughing hysterically} i’m tricking you. i’m tricking you! my poop so tiny. my poop so hard. {more laughing}

seriously, i couldn’t come up with this stuff if i tried. such a silly little trickster.