So yesterday I cut my finger with the pineapple slicer. It was a real bleeder. I cried and then called Brian for some sympathy. I guess he had to one-up me because later in the day he did this with his chop saw.

I’m not sure if you can tell, but there is a large hunk of finger missing. And would he go and get it looked at? Of course not. PTL he didn’t lose a finger!